It Must Be Jelly Because Jam Don't Shake Like That?

There's a headline that'll get the search engines zinging, right, Stephanie?

But what in the blue grass worms in the cider does this mean?

...more it ain't jelly it's jam there

That's the last line in this post about RFID DoS attacks. Some people just can't find enough things wrong with this technology, honestly. But 'hep' me out here dude... what in the world does that mean?

Preview of tomorrow morning's headlines:

RFID Causes Inexplicable Nose Bleeds in Dayton, Ohio...

Cat Implanted with RFID Jumps in Toilet Bowl; Drowns...

Man Gets Telepathetic Message from Mars: RFID Bad for Humans...