Belgian 'Scientists' Complete RFID Tooth Implant

OK, this is creepy. It even approaches my gag threshold, which is abnormally high.

Belgian scientists at the Catholic University of Leuven have embedded an RFID chip into a tooth to show how detailed personal information can be stored.

Scientists? Tell you what, doc... come near my mouth with that kind of logic and I'll bite your hand off at the wrist, after which I'll show you a spot on your body where you can implant RFID to store your personal information.